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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

ahahahahaha!

therealplarby:

blacklightarene:

This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

ahahahahaha!

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vinegod:

When your dog sees you petting a different dog. #pug #rottweiler by Austin Miles Geter

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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Is this yours?

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thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
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